The eggs were too small.
The nightgown had too much fabric and I couldn't sleep.
They added sugar to the sugar-free corn flakes.
The chocolate-nut ice cream had no nuts.
This Land was Your Land:
A Review of Philip Roth
Am I Religious?
Down and Out in the Slipper Room
Tarnation: The Dream of Autobiography
Sitting on an aeroplane, while Grandma Dies
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A Song of Ascents
Sex and the Golem
Shtupping in the Shadow of the Bomb